Thursday, September 17, 2009

Balla Apparal

The next way to improve your life and become a balla like me (though not as much) is to get yourself a couple different accessories. But remember, if your a tool do not get these because there is no chance your going to be a baller so dont even try and ruin the look for everyone. If you're not a tool, of course, you can get this stuff because you obviousl wanna be a balla.

The first thing you need to get is a pair of Ray-Bans. Specifically Wayfarers but aviators are kewl too. Dont be stupid and buy the clear lense Ray-Bans because those are the most idiotic looking glasses in the history of glasses. BUT, if your a tool and you're still reading this go ahead and get some because no ballas will ever get those. Maybe some mexicans would though.




The next thing you need to get is a flatbill hat. First things first, dont wear it forward. Either wear it backwards or buy a hat with a curved bill. Your going to be a balla I didnt say your going to be black. But other than that there's no specifics on the hat type. Be aware that no matter what, some tools are going to be wearing these but they'll probaly wear them forward so your good.








Finally, dont wear Axe because Axe sucks. Mexicans and tools wear Axe.

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