Whack-A-Mole

Today's topic of interest is the disgusting facial and bodily flaw known to all of us as a mole. Before I start however, I would like to let you all know I'm now starting audio podcasts about how to improve your life as well as these blogs. Check out the site, jC F.O.L.

Back to moles, if you happen to come across someone with a mole there's a few things you can do. First, you need to be polite and nonchalantly let the person know that their mole bugs you. Say something like, "Ew my bread I was about to eat this morning was moleeeeee-dy" Make sure that it is obviously different than how you would normally say moldy. If that doesn't work you'll have to make it more obvious and mean. Saying something like "Wanna play some whack-a-mole in a little bit?" Always works like a charm. If that doesn't work then your just going to have to flat out tell them "Your mole is HUUUUGGGGEEEEE!" Then hope for the best.

After you acknowledge that they have a mole, and have told them that, you need to tell them to remove it. Once again, start out nonchalantly with something like, "Yeah I hear so&so's a real good dermatologist. It'd be nice if some people around here would check them out." If that doesn't work this person probably won't be able to tell on any other phrase you throw out there. You just have to go with telling them to go to get their mole removed. This way you can respect them, instead of just staring at their mole all day.